The Previously Unpublished Life of Rick Pursell - Abridged
Once upon a time a long, long,time ago, in a timeless place a long, long, away and before I incarnated into this body, I was invited to join a bunch of brave souls to volunteer for a incredibly adventurous mission. It went something like this; a firm but loving, non-gendered voice called out with the request: “I am looking for volunteers for an extraordinary mission to a little blue planet, which the inhabitants have almost completely f**ked up” or something along those lines
